6 Now ye may suppose that this is afoolishness in me; but behold I say unto you, that by bsmall and simple things are great things brought to pass; and small means in many instances doth confound the wise.
“That looks like throw-up,” referring to Mom’s made-from-scratch pecan pie.
“ ‘sides, I’m big/little.” She actually says “swash”, but that’s only because her “L’s” haven’t come in yet!
Singing to herself at the doctor’s office: “Mama called the doctor, and the doctor said: (pause for dramatic effect) Nothing.” Sounds like she has a pretty good grip on modern medicine! j/k
“Please bless Mom that she won’t die, and please bless Olive that she will feel cute,” prayed with the same amount of concern and conviction.
“and please bless Olive that she will feel cute…"
“there’s a lot of water here.”--a classic stating the obvious moment made while swimming at H2Oasis water park after about 45 minutes.
“I need to wear a big dress. The little dress won’t dance enough.”
“I’m not Lily, I’m a pirate! I’m not a mean pirate, I’m a nice pirate. Arrgh!”--spoken while holding down one eyelid with her finger and making a hook with the other.
“Sarah is a wolf. She’s a mean wolf with sharp teeth, and she smells!”
Rebecca’s World, USA
After receiving a special award at the quarterly awards assembly: “I always knew I was a great artist. Now I have the certificate to prove it!”
“I was really disappointed that I didn’t get a ribbon or a medal at
“Sorry, Mom that I’m so late,” as she arrives home from school 45 minutes after school let out. “What happened?” I asked. “Oh, listenin’ to the Holy Ghost.”